Wookie Nuts

Craig: Why isn't Wookie hopping around?

Mandi:  Not sure

Craig:  I know.  I's because he is too tired from hopping around with those Giant Balls of his.  Christ if humans had ones as large as his we would be completely off balance running...we would have to have nut bras just to keep them contained. 

Emma give me Huggleies

Craig on seeing Emma in the morning: "Emma Come Give me Huggleies!...No don't lift me up!  Just squeeze me."
Emma:  "I can't just squeeze you. You are too bony."
Craig: "No stop now you are squeezing me too hard you might give me a hemorrhoid or something."