Saturday, May 26, 2018

Mandi could you...

"Mandi.  Honey...can you put your hand down my pants and tell me if I sharted."

I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard at this particular request.

Cindy's Car

"I've been sitting in Cindy's car and I smell like Vagina now."
-Cindy is Craig's exwife who has come out as a Lesbian.  He calls Cindy and angie "the Lesbians"  Which sounds like he must hate her but he adores them both...weird...we have a weird family.  3 mums and Craig